„bananas are cheap.
this party is free.
techno for you
means hard work for me.“
– some dumbass in the year of 2019 a.k.a the person who wrote this a.k.a me
jokes aside though,
its pretty cold outside
and you are freezing
AND i’ve got 2 great solutions to that:
1. coming in and letting the techno beat do the work of
– warming you up,
– and making you throw your feet around the dancefloor
2. or freezing to death outside.